March 4, 2013

Pocahontas: An Unlikely Pair by Lisa Ann Marsoli

Pocahontas: An Unlikely Pair (Disney's Storytime Treasures Library, #10)Pocahontas: An Unlikely Pair by Lisa Ann Marsoli

My rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Back at the village, Pocahontas and Nakoma told everyone of Meeko and Percy's adventure. No one could believe that the spoiled, helpless dog had survived one of nature's most fearsome creatures.

...fucking duh no one could believe that shit. Because out here in reality, Percy would've been dead even before the bear showed up.

In Pocahontas: An Unlikely Pair, the spoiled dog from the movie, Percy, gets on the villagers' nerves, and so they throw him out of the village to live in the wilderness. Let me repeat that: they threw out a teensy, tiny, absolutely defenseless dog because he howled. They left a dog to wolves, bears, weather, and starvation because they were mildly annoyed. Awesome!

Seriously, that's the moral of this story: that Percy shouldn't act like a spoiled freeloader. Except, you know, he's a dog. Worse yet, he's a dog specifically bred to act like a spoiled freeloader. So, uh... forgive me if I don't take your advice to heart, Disney.

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